Here's Lindsay Lohan in her new commercial for...something. What in-the-name-of-all-that-is-holy is this?? It looks like a bad Japanese game show or something from an episode of Captain Video. I think I'm going to have a… Continue
Death is a part of life as we look deep with in our spirits and our souls. The wars are all around and we seek a piece that will never come for with out power we will all fall pray to the evil that is to come.
King against King and power against power this is how it has been since the beginning of time. The Angels were the first to war against each other and it has shone us that this is our way of life. We wage a war with in ourselves for what is good with out evil and light with out… Continue
Added by Donald Lowery on March 22, 2009 at 6:29am —
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When you love something you show it. When you wear it on your shirt you must really love it. When you're this guy from Tampa, FL and you nearly choke the life out of your spouse, you are gonna want to change shirts before they take your mug shot.
Congratulations to Christina Ricci. She recently got engaged to some guy named Owen Benjamin. As the title suggests, she's 5'1"...he's 6'6". That's got to be...interesting.
(Editor's Note: Rick Duncan's mind is attempting to stay clean...and failing miserably.)
The time to come will call forth many Demons as the rise of the great power lets loose on a world gone Insane. The possession of many souls will show that the time has come. Let you Spirit fly deep in to the realm of Insanity For it is foretold that when the time is right all will feel the power of the great Ark angel Lucifer. Let not you Spirit look in to the face of that great Evil or forever will you be damned. The Blood will flow like rain and the screams will be heard around the world. The… Continue
Added by Donald Lowery on March 18, 2009 at 5:33am —
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so far, this week has been awesome. i got to talk to billy west AND john dimaggio from futurama...so how could it get any better? i will tell you..
the one and only "million dollar man" ted dibiase will be joining me this friday to talk about the new video game Legends Of Wrestlemania ...which looks awesome...plus, we will be giving… Continue
Ever say this, "I have every stupid thing imaginable for my baby. I wish there was something else I could blow my money on." I have found the solution...baby hair extensions! I swear on all that is holy check it out!
The time has come for the story of the Great Ark Angel Lucifer to begin the last chapter of his existence. For it is written that the beast will arise and clame earth as his to rule over. With him he brings the lie to be told to those that hear. Many will believe and those that do will worship him as God.. The ones that seek the truth will be given a choice to call him master or die. You will see him preform great magic and call the lighting down from the heavens. He will have great power and… Continue
Added by Donald Lowery on March 15, 2009 at 5:50am —
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There is a place where the fire never extinquests, A place between heaven and hell. That is the place where we are now called our dimension. It feeds on anger rage and fear and lives deep with in our spirits and our souls. No mater how hard that we try we can never contain it . The power is great and with out it we will surely die. We must find the balance between the rage and the good before we can obtain the power that we seek. The mystic Dragons are at war and there will come the Beast with… Continue
Added by Donald Lowery on March 14, 2009 at 6:30am —
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By Daniel Flynn ROME (Reuters) - Italian researchers believe they have found the remains of a female "vampire" in Venice, buried with a brick jammed between her jaws to prevent her feeding on victims of a plague which swept the city in the 16th century.
Thu Mar 12, 12:46 pm ET
Matteo Borrini, an anthropologist from the University of Florence, said the discovery on the small island of Lazzaretto Nuovo in the Venice lagoon supported the medieval belief that… Continue
if you are as big a futurama fan as i am, you already know there is a new futurama dvd in stores now! it's called "into the wild green yonder" and you can hear some of the cast (actually most of the cast) right here, with me, on g1013. the great billy west (the professor, fry, zapp brannigan, zoidberg, and others) will be here to talk all about the new dvd. he will also talk about some of his favorite characters from… Continue
There comes a time for all of us to seek out the things that make us happy. You must look deep with in yourself and find that place that only you can reach. Find the strength to change what needs to be changed. Your spirit is very strong and only you can make this happen. Meditation and time to reflect will enable you to achieve this goal. Let the power that you possess help guide you to this destination. Continue
Added by Donald Lowery on March 12, 2009 at 5:52am —
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I was broadcasting live at Arby's on the west side yesterday and giving away the new Arby's Roastburger. Thanks to the nearly 80 people that grabbed their free one by coming over and seeing the Lightning Rod and me. Also a big thanks to the crew at Arby's.
Added by Rick Duncan on March 11, 2009 at 6:18am —
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Puppies are cute for the same reason cheerleaders are: they're little, sweet and extremely naive. This little guy is fighting with that other dog that seems to look and act just like him. Damn you and your… Continue
Added by Rick Duncan on March 11, 2009 at 6:12am —
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These 2 teachers don't like each other. Its got nothing to do with a fracas in the Teacher's Lounge by the vending machine. They fought over the same man kid. Yeah...KID!
Ms. Nef (pic #2) was getting freaky with a 13 year old student. But since he's 13 and has the attention span of a squirrel, he lost interest. He then turned his attention to Ms. Bowers (pic #1). When Nef found out that her little pookie had moved on and was sowing… Continue
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i hate douchebags...not just because of what they wear...and not because of how they act...but because of the things they ruin (and the things they wear, and how they act)....
there are certain things in the world that all of us should be able to enjoy....but we can't...and the only reason we can't...is because of douchebags...they ruin so much...
so let's take a look at 9 things i might like more if douchebags had not totally ruined them....
Robert Smith of The Cure has always been cool. I mean, he wears make-up and has purple hair...and can make it work! Not everyone (see Boy George) can do that. But when you approach your 50th birthday at what point do you finally say "enough"? Is it me or does he look like the chick from Heart let herself go?