Grimace: The Untold Story

Ronald is a clown. Birdie is a bird. Hamburgerler is obviously an inarticulate beef cleptomaniac. The question asked this morning on the Morning Show was "What is Grimace?" Here's the official word from McDonald's...

"Grimace personifies the child in everyone. . . . He is Ronald [McDonald]'s special pal. Everyone loves Grimace because of his innocent loving nature. He occasionally causes trouble in McDonaldland because he is clumsy, but his friends overlook this because he is so happy."

Innocent? Happy? Special pal? Oh yeah? Watch this...