Everyone out of the pool!

Everyone likes a nice dip in the pool. But when you're 73 and your 41 year old wife pulls you around the pool and won't let you out that's different. That's what happened to James Mason when his wife Christine Newton-John (more on the name later) drug him around in the pool. He tried to get out 43 times but she wouldn't let him. Hmmm...wonder what happened to him? He died! She's busted for reckless homicide and could be looking at 5 years in the Gray Bar Hotel.

By the way, Christine took her name from Olivia Newton-John when she changed it. Before she changed it her name was John Vanlandingham!!

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Comment by dave snow on February 16, 2009 at 12:56pm: hey...most 73 year olds pay good money to be dragged around by a 41 year old transvestite!....he should be thanking her....him...whatever...

that story made me hungry....