What if you could finally (and I say finally because I know you've been thinking it for a long time) combine your love of bacon with your love of love?? J&D's Foods is making your dream a reality with BaconLube! Yes, your dream of bacon flavored personal lubricant has been realized. Why? I have no earthly clue, but you can try it and ask the question...no, not "Why the hell would you do this?", but "Where have you been all my life?!"