Joaquin Phoenix...Actor/Rapper/Miss America Contestant

[Rick Duncan]

"Here HE is...Miss America." Joaquin Phoenix made a surprise appearance at the Miss America pageant. As you can tell it was a surprise to him too. I mean, he didn't shave or comb his hair or anything...and he STILL got to wear the Miss Kentucky sash! I wonder if he rapped for the contestants? Dare to dream, ladies...dare to dream.

(Editor's note: The Miss Kentucky sash had to be deloused immediately afterward.)

[Aly]

Miss America Goes to my University... Does that make me Cool by default? Probably not... Dang